About The_9th_Doctor : I am the Doctor. My home world is Gallifrey, I lost it to The Last Great Time War. It is forever Time Locked. I travel time and space looking for new adventures and companions to share in those adentures. Join me if you're brave enough.
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by not4geeks / 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML
by alicemassie / 05/14/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (New York) / Love
by thatonekid / 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 12:43am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
by TT / 04/19/2009 at 4:48pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML
by The_HML / 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Maryland) / Holidays
Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML
by Señor Guapo / 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by jajaja / 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Picaresque / 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by nj / 02/10/2009 at 12:41pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids
by BritneyFink / 02/04/2009 at 4:05pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health