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The_9th_Doctor
  • Town/Country : Howell, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 609
  • Number of comments : 713
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About The_9th_Doctor : I am the Doctor. My home world is Gallifrey, I lost it to The Last Great Time War. It is forever Time Locked. I travel time and space looking for new adventures and companions to share in those adentures. Join me if you're brave enough.

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Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

#13630841
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23935) - you deserved it (6295)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26505) - you deserved it (5242)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

#13515175
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12694) - you deserved it (25807)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

#13495592
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14857) - you deserved it (34656)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML

#12786559
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22584) - you deserved it (3423)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:04pm - health - by Firepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20458) - you deserved it (26789)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

#12071239
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32385) - you deserved it (3817)

On 07/23/2010 at 8:06pm - health - by fiery (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

#10665282
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22568) - you deserved it (3001)

On 05/21/2010 at 8:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

#9797503
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14943) - you deserved it (36770)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

#8890644
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10621) - you deserved it (19075)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML

#8382475
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18310) - you deserved it (8239)

On 02/17/2010 at 7:24pm - misc - by missunlucky (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML

#8210549
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27952) - you deserved it (5060)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

#8085634
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17082) - you deserved it (5708)

On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (2582)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

#6841457
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (3024)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)



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