About The_9th_Doctor : I am the Doctor. My home world is Gallifrey, I lost it to The Last Great Time War. It is forever Time Locked. I travel time and space looking for new adventures and companions to share in those adentures. Join me if you're brave enough.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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The_9th_Doctor's favorite FMLs
by Kevin / 09/09/2011 at 8:10am / United Kingdom / Love
by ryanlogan / 08/31/2011 at 2:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
by screwedwoman27 / 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm / United States / Kids
Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML
by Tara / 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
by Numb / 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by blk8764 / 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
by jessica / 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML
by ohsnap / 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
by kay_jay1819 / 11/19/2010 at 12:04am / United States / Intimacy
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- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…