About The_9th_Doctor : I am the Doctor. My home world is Gallifrey, I lost it to The Last Great Time War. It is forever Time Locked. I travel time and space looking for new adventures and companions to share in those adentures. Join me if you're brave enough.
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The_9th_Doctor's favorite FMLs
Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML
by afraidofcans / 10/23/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by scarred for life / 09/21/2012 at 6:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Geckosrock99 / 08/30/2012 at 10:45pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by really / 06/21/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
by vron991 / 05/13/2012 at 1:02am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 12:41am / United States / Transportation
Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML
by beleria / 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 2:02am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Lonely Gay / 02/22/2012 at 4:37am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by annoyed / 12/14/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm / United States / Love
by imy / 10/18/2011 at 11:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
by Extended_desktop / 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm / Poland / Intimacy
- Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping… Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our… Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited…