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Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13174) - you deserved it (17673)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

#14932572
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17161) - you deserved it (3339)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6822) - you deserved it (54730)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9696) - you deserved it (31989)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

#14913513
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6844) - you deserved it (44244)

On 02/09/2011 at 8:12pm - misc - by inosehowthatgotthere (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

#14913113
27 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML

#14910524
264 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
80 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
56 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
205 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
177 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

#14879534
50 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16989) - you deserved it (24298)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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