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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheWildRover : I wish that more people knew the difference between "your" and "you're."

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TheWildRover's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7629) - you deserved it (95959)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (2811)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

#17408229
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34892) - you deserved it (5887)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28941) - you deserved it (3467)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (3911)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52426) - you deserved it (3499)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

#17404352
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26591) - you deserved it (2295)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36881) - you deserved it (6679)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25776) - you deserved it (5950)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51125) - you deserved it (9832)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41451) - you deserved it (7553)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44478) - you deserved it (6031)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51793) - you deserved it (17582)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20234) - you deserved it (60835)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

#15899408
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18675) - you deserved it (36499)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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