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TheWaywardOne

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheWaywardOne : I've read these for quite a while now, but I just made a profile recently. I've only learned one thing though....

Puns are freaking hilarious.

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Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33752) - you deserved it (2690)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7313) - you deserved it (108151)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

#16997408
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29455) - you deserved it (10502)

On 07/06/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by Emily - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (7567)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21450) - you deserved it (16230)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10210) - you deserved it (43073)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

#16944074
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37900) - you deserved it (4168)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32236) - you deserved it (3126)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

#16932864
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32206) - you deserved it (2137)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

#16676929
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41757) - you deserved it (3207)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12615) - you deserved it (57821)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
75 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

#15515343
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15468) - you deserved it (51185)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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