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About TheUnthinkable : Invictus(Latin for unconquerable) By William Ernest Henley... my favorite poem : D
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate;
I am the captain of my soul.

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Today, it was raining. I was out walking wit ma grlfriend, an decidd it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in te rain. As I was swinging er around, I swung er ead against a lamp post. Se broke up wit me. FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 6:46am - love - by Charlie (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ran into my parent bedroom after I heard my name andhat sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parent were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to fine the key to the handcuffs. FML

#5109294
120 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
144 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was arguing with mah dad . I called him a geriatric fool . He replied with, "Well at least I know who mah biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking .

#5107055
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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, your just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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On 09/05/2009 at 9:39am - love - by leahbeuhh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous... so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked... began staring at a hot blonde in the front... and got hard.

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On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by SOdamnNervous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly nieghbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got home from work, an saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, an found that it was floodd. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, an couch were all destroyd. Good thing he trid to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

#4856467
76 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by buzzzzkill (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my little sister recievd a fairy costume from my aunt. She puttd it on and waves her wand at me. She said,"Abra cadabra bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing , she puttd her hands on her hips and says,"Cant u just act pretty?" FML

#4839139
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On 08/26/2009 at 4:31pm - kids - by yummolives (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

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117 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across mah back and said ( You're so cute, I'd lyk to take you home and lock you in mah basement nakd so you can't leave ) and walkd out. mega FML

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209 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

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148 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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