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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 December 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 29591
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML

#12748634
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27637) - you deserved it (3370)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35529) - you deserved it (3798)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

#11849273
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17115) - you deserved it (25950)

On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37379) - you deserved it (9680)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9108) - you deserved it (35527)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40338) - you deserved it (8394)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22950) - you deserved it (2417)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29687) - you deserved it (2782)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5428) - you deserved it (42977)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6069) - you deserved it (39955)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (6385)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (6385)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (6385)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53810) - you deserved it (2120)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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