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TheUnnamedOne
  • Town/Country : South Kingston, Rhode Island, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 27799
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML

#12748634 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (20958) - you deserved it (2386)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (27088) - you deserved it (2635)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

#11849273 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (13243) - you deserved it (17901)

On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (30159) - you deserved it (7289)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (6482) - you deserved it (24399)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (30845) - you deserved it (6135)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (16273) - you deserved it (1543)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (21911) - you deserved it (1910)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (3468) - you deserved it (29639)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (3708) - you deserved it (27447)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479 (418)

I agree, your life sucks (2699) - you deserved it (38410)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (23254) - you deserved it (4735)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (42620) - you deserved it (1347)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML

#7551805 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (21053) - you deserved it (2752)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (49523) - you deserved it (4513)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)