TheUnknown

Search for a member

Offline (the 02/03/2015 at 1:34am)

TheUnknown

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3711
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

TheUnknown's page activity

Visits<b>endurancefan212</b> - yesterday at 4:53pm<b>mc822</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 6:11pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 7:06am<b>4hoggy4</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:49pm<b>thecouchisalive</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 4:16am<b>Lanker</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 9:07am<b>Kodered2002</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 6:05pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 5:20pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 10/10/2013 at 11:20am<b>xxJAxxCKxxASSxx</b> - the 10/08/2013 at 11:09pm<b>Bcpbaseball1203</b> - the 04/10/2013 at 7:57am<b>1PersonIsMyWorld</b> - the 03/21/2013 at 2:56am<b>SelenaMilkshake</b> - the 01/26/2013 at 6:01pm<b>coolsunshinebear</b> - the 01/20/2013 at 2:27am<b>saarahlii</b> - the 01/19/2013 at 5:23pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 1:05pm

TheUnknown's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of TheUnknown's badges

TheUnknown's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

by I hate my job / 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm / United States / Work

Today, I walked in on my daughter attempting to iron her pants with a hair straightener. She's 17. FML

by SomePeoplesKids / 05/08/2012 at 2:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

by ummno / 04/28/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

by ohno / 03/10/2010 at 6:05am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

by Anonymous / 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm / Miscellaneous

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

by misopower / 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm / China (Henan) / Intimacy

Today, I found a website that lets you write an email to yourself from "the past". I used my boss's address, and wrote a long email about how much I hate him, signed from me. It worked, and he'll receive it in 6 months, after I move away. He's already received the confirmation email, though. FML

by Alex / 07/15/2009 at 4:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

by Anonymous / 07/14/2009 at 8:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

by RachelDC / 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

by girlmeetsworld / 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm / United States (New York) / Kids