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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2018
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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TheTwistedOtaku's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49141) - you deserved it (3183)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37850) - you deserved it (13916)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11633) - you deserved it (28917)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42839) - you deserved it (6451)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42528) - you deserved it (4134)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18971) - you deserved it (3881)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)



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