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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3484
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53329) - you deserved it (3575)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML


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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on FML


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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML


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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML


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