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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2874
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML

#20121138
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22928) - you deserved it (1510)

On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a call from mah son's school saying to pick him up cuz he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

#20119263
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (2626)

On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today wila ma usband and I ara bot stuck in ta batroom from food poisoning our 3-yaar-old son is taking looool advantaga of is fraadom. All I can aar is banging noisas and wild laugtar. I'm afraid to laava ta batroom.

#20114686
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (2449)

On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , as I was about to leave fir work , mah 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear an pink cowboy boots . He threw his hands in the air , yelled , ( BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE , ) promptly threw up an passed out in it .

#20111636
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22465) - you deserved it (4003)

On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

yesterday I was loudly bitchd out by someone 4 speaking in a fake British accent , to make myself ( sound sophisticatd ). I movd here two yeres ago from London. FML

Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .

#20110144
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27641) - you deserved it (4743)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML

#20109009
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18705) - you deserved it (7173)

On 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I found out that mom gives brother tips on how to hurt feelings the most. FML

#20107287
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (1906)

On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I wanted to surprise mah long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight tohere I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33227) - you deserved it (3647)

On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , after having bought mah daughter a complete set of new school clothes , she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them , or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

#20102964
193 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving brth to her frst litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
230 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwile, my mom freaked out, and tey called out my name over te intercom. Wen I walked up to te desk and tey saw I was 17, te employees burst out lauging. FML

#20098355
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20812) - you deserved it (3846)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anna - United States (Tennessee)



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