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About TheTrainKid : I am a huge railfan, gamer and animal lover. I am also a cancer survivor.

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Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML


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On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML


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On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML


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On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML


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On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML


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On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML


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On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML


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On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

Today, my husband received the "antique" samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared my outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package, only to find a toy sword along with a note saying, "HAHA, TROLLED." FML


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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45pm - money - by juliearis (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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