About TheTrainKid : I am a huge railfan, gamer and animal lover. I am also a cancer survivor.
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Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML
by Anonymus / 04/18/2015 at 3:01am / Sweden / Kids
Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Crappy / 04/11/2015 at 8:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by :O / 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health
Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML
by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML
by coldasfire / 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm / United States / Love
Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML
by Mr. Sniffles / 03/23/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by xXEmmaLieXx / 03/03/2015 at 12:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by wtfmom / 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Crochocinco85 / 03/13/2014 at 7:59am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm / United Kingdom (Portsmouth) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 12/27/2013 at 2:28am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by knee pain / 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm / United States / Health
- Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…