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TheTrainKid

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TheTrainKid

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TheTrainKid : I am a huge railfan, gamer and animal lover. I am also a cancer survivor.

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Visits<b>Hunkapoo</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 12:44am<b>hard_candy</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 2:30pm<b>decimater</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:04pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:28pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 10:20pm<b>Flippier999</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:58am<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:01pm<b>Mons</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 3:43am<b>Mogo25067</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:56pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 5:51pm<b>dragonvale19</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:08pm<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:18pm<b>emxy92</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:13am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 10:45pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:57pm<b>nerderer</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:44am<b>darrend1196</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:15am<b>LatelyBananah</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:49am

Fucked!<b>decimater</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:04pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 2:13am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 1:48pm<b>WaltzingPhanthom</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 4:44am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 5:37pm<b>jcshadow</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:59am<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:51pm<b>shitcreeksurvr</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:59pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:44pm<b>TheGolfGTI</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:29am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:11am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 11:47pm

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Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

#21395572
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38883) - you deserved it (5038)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30128) - you deserved it (5473)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (2499)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28735) - you deserved it (2180)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

#21387543
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (2504)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38667) - you deserved it (2089)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (2056)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37039) - you deserved it (2235)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28857) - you deserved it (3455)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

#21272922
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32662) - you deserved it (2583)

On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

#21085559
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39337) - you deserved it (5930)

On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37080) - you deserved it (14804)

On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

#21006941
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56041) - you deserved it (3580)

On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68280) - you deserved it (3724)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States



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