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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1373
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheThrasher : Atheist/anarchist ska punk fan.

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Today, I was leaving work when some creeper start following me. When he asked me for my name, I immediately gave him a fake one. He just laughed and said “I hope to see you soon.” He used my real name. First AND last. I was still wearing my name tag. FML

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML


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On 05/15/2009 at 3:08am - intimacy - by Langdon (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was having sex at her senior's home. I don't know what's worse, watching an hour-long documentary on this, or the fact that these women are having way more sex than I am. FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by notenoughsex (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Embarrassed daughter.. - United States (Illinois)

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