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TheSnakeDoctor20
  • Town/Country : The United States of Afgan (jk US)
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1972 (40 years)
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TheSnakeDoctor20 : Let's be truthful here, I'm afraid of snakes and you're a stalker. I like long walks on the beach and glazed donuts. My girlfriend is chained up in the basement and I'm from NY and I love pizza

Thank you for stalking me, if you want to talk msg me.
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Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25879) - you deserved it (3295)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23855) - you deserved it (3701)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43590) - you deserved it (7674)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24895) - you deserved it (3126) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23769) - you deserved it (4086)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML

#17863556
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20516) - you deserved it (1877)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

#17863482
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19658) - you deserved it (1824)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:20pm - health - by Vxale (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32077) - you deserved it (1945)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18386) - you deserved it (10525)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

#16935990
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20731) - you deserved it (2070)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States

Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

#16935990
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20731) - you deserved it (2070)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States



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