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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1972 (42 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1274
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TheSnakeDoctor20 : Let's be truthful here, I'm afraid of snakes and you're a stalker. I like long walks on the beach and glazed donuts. My girlfriend is chained up in the basement and I'm from NY and I love pizza

Thank you for stalking me, if you want to talk msg me.
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38272) - you deserved it (2894)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10371) - you deserved it (17664)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML

#19350578
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24843) - you deserved it (5867)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

#19343109
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21623) - you deserved it (1748)

On 03/25/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by LesToiliettes - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

#19154802
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6971) - you deserved it (28871)

On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

#19142645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25094) - you deserved it (10094)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - health - by SmallTownCutie -

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

#19131247
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33766) - you deserved it (2643)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30214) - you deserved it (5795)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

#19006098
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28608) - you deserved it (2890)

On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

#18985606
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24480) - you deserved it (8034)

On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

#18853779
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24657) - you deserved it (7721)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm - health - by ohforcheese - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML

#18757985
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9588) - you deserved it (21085)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:48pm - health - by owwwwwe - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML

#18757985
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9588) - you deserved it (21085)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:48pm - health - by owwwwwe - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

#18732318
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26183) - you deserved it (6324)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (3716)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)



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