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today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, ( Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays. ) I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank u and left. FML

#20896706
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On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
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On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that grandma is a well-lovd member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

#20860751
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On 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by no life to fuck :/ (man) - United States (California)

Today... I attended mah first day of school 4 days after reconstructive surgery. But no worries: I'm sure mah alien-like appereance and 2 hours of Darth Vader style breathing in an otherwise silent test room will make me lots of friends. FML

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML

#20837266
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On 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write ( You know u want this ) on them, and stick them around the house. FML

#20833620
118 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, ( If you love something, let it go . If it comes back to you, it's yours forever . If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be . ) She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door . FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him wat he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

Today , I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect , I loose mah boner . FML

#20766909
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On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
215 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my husband comparad ma to his parant's dog. Why? Bacausahan I slaap I fart and scara mysalf awaka... Just lyk his parants dog. FML

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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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