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TheRedBaron12

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML

#21460521
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23385) - you deserved it (1399)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm - misc - by Schizomaniac (man) - United States

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19563) - you deserved it (6938)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

#21459180
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21603) - you deserved it (2586)

On 08/22/2015 at 3:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

#21459180
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21603) - you deserved it (2586)

On 08/22/2015 at 3:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML

#21459151
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23256) - you deserved it (1544)

On 08/22/2015 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

#21459109
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18299) - you deserved it (7042)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:55pm - misc - by FishFlingingMonkey (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had a box full of crickets in my room. I sealed it up with tape and went to take a shower. When I returned, I found that the box had popped open, releasing almost all of the crickets. I can still hear the chirping. FML

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML

#21458732
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21324) - you deserved it (5034)

On 08/21/2015 at 1:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

#21458335
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21305) - you deserved it (2170)

On 08/20/2015 at 2:02am - love - by Catsfordays - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

#21457543
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20908) - you deserved it (3136)

On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML

#21457512
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (2176)

On 08/18/2015 at 6:59am - misc - by Fartnonymous (woman) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, while working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sell dildos. FML

#21456680
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23329) - you deserved it (1473)

On 08/16/2015 at 11:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

#21455978
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (1939)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

#21455597
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21269) - you deserved it (2538)

On 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm - love - by fridgemylifee - United States

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

#21455368
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19939) - you deserved it (4699)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:18pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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