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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

#12376423
139 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

#12368277
238 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

#12365363
97 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

#12364417
117 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

#12361153
140 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

#12203978
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On 07/30/2010 at 7:34am - love - by Tree (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML

#12192420
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On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

#12187825
123 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

#12172658
72 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 8:40pm - love - by tryon777 - United States

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
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On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

#12141202
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On 07/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by mauimango7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

#12139792
219 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

#12130176
115 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML

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On 07/26/2010 at 12:03am - love - by beeee - Australia



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