About TheRajMahHal : Diehard Vancouver Canucks fan and a Roberto Luongo fan for life. I've had the 'FML' app on my iPhone for quite some time now, and I've just decided to make my profile. I enjoy reading FML's because, let's be honest, who doesn't enjoy laughing at others misfortune? Hopefully I can make some of you laugh with a witty comment or two.
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Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
by IcantDance! / 10/01/2012 at 12:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by kfenton / 09/29/2012 at 7:16am / United States / Love
by mustachioed / 09/29/2012 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Intimacy
by thatwas10yearsago / 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by strawberrywine22 / 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by annoyed / 09/27/2012 at 8:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by MB101 / 09/27/2012 at 8:19pm / United States / Love
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
by linn / 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm / United States / Intimacy
by Fingkids / 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/24/2012 at 3:09pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
Today, my mom heard on TV that teens need at least ten hours of sleep a day. Now she makes me go to bed at 7pm. I told her I can't finish my homework in time, and my grades will suffer. She wouldn't listen. Last week, she threatened to punish me if I don't get straight As this semester. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2012 at 1:28pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the… Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of… Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full…