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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 783
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThePsyche : Hello, I'm Lorenzo. I shall not burden you with my life story. But if you must know, feel free to message me. Good day, sir or madame. #thespianforlife

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ThePsyche's favorite FMLs

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

#20043967
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (2481)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

#20043916
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24535) - you deserved it (1954)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:11am - love - by Betrayed (woman) - United States

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

#20040876
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19810) - you deserved it (9576)

On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

#20035502
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17298) - you deserved it (5781)

On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

#20030486
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27543) - you deserved it (1596)

On 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

#20029320
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (3754)

On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18690) - you deserved it (64894)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15726) - you deserved it (53086)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8761) - you deserved it (47619)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)



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