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ThePieGuy0817

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ThePieGuy0817

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1220
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About ThePieGuy0817 : I'm an artist; my profile picture is a photo of a painting I did myself. I am also an as-of-yet unpublished author working on a book called Ascendancy.

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ThePieGuy0817's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML

#192383
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44423) - you deserved it (4748)

On 03/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by buryuntime (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20657) - you deserved it (2319)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16291) - you deserved it (9401)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6238) - you deserved it (15406)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22511) - you deserved it (6997)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version



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