TheOnlyMizLiv

Search for a member

Offline (the 10/10/2015 at 1:45am)

TheOnlyMizLiv

30Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 April 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1949
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TheOnlyMizLiv : This site's funny if you're high I guess...

TheOnlyMizLiv's page activity

Visits<b>declassified</b> - the 11/14/2016 at 2:26am<b>evbu98</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 4:32am<b>jerry08157</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 10:14am<b>refticon</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 3:09pm<b>The12thPaladin</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 4:09pm<b>soapysurprise</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 10:02pm<b>Grayy</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 2:45pm<b>emisheah</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:11pm<b>Mattyjay13</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 9:24pm<b>Plastinate</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 1:48pm<b>xKG33x</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 11:38pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Xander1998</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 12:47am<b>NerdyTherapist</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:25pm<b>Damarcus</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:14pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 7:50pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 7:36am<b>HitlerLovingFag</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 7:09am

Fucked!<b>refticon</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 9:09pm<b>emisheah</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 5:11am<b>Mattyjay13</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 3:24am<b>Damarcus</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 2:15am<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:21am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:17am<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:24am<b>odamaliekh</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:48am<b>toad_shoes</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:19pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:52pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 11:47pm<b>PleaseTickleUs</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 10:23pm<b>martini47</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:42pm<b>RA91</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 5:46am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 1:06am<b>KaiAdrian</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 5:13pm<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 9:22am

TheOnlyMizLiv's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of TheOnlyMizLiv's badges

TheOnlyMizLiv's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Animals

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML

by Anonymous / 02/01/2015 at 5:21am / United States / Work

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2015 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

by anon / 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

by anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 7:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML

by look how totally not racist I am! / 07/10/2014 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a guy at work pulled me aside to tell me that I probably shouldn't be working a job where I have to interact with customers, because of my autism. I don't have autism. FML

by Badatlife / 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

by BakedBat / 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous