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TheNoobySpartan

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TheNoobySpartan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 August 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 453
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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TheNoobySpartan's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

#21020576
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29252) - you deserved it (56523)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88733) - you deserved it (233126)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33740) - you deserved it (146644)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
936 comments

I agree, your life sucks (371245) - you deserved it (42355)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243120) - you deserved it (82392)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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