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TheNiceOne

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TheNiceOne

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 June 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TheNiceOne : My name is Jordan. I'm 13. I get along with everyone. I like to make people laugh. MSG me for a joke if you're having a bad day. :) Here's a couple:

What did the guy, who sits around and does nothing, get arrested for? He was impersonating the President of the United States.
What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? The knife has a point.

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Liked!<b>rogwest</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 3:48am<b>Crystal4</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 8:56pm<b>SkillzOrNah</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 8:38pm<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 4:55pm<b>mein_blut69</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 5:53am<b>cjwayy</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 4:20pm<b>Greions</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 10:58am

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TheNiceOne's favorite FMLs

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

#21290417
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35940) - you deserved it (9834)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48746) - you deserved it (3461)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

#21281002
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19440) - you deserved it (37541)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:24am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34517) - you deserved it (4309)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

#21272741
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

#21268609
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32640) - you deserved it (2415)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm - misc - by Hi, I'm Heather - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21262395
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35161) - you deserved it (9454)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML

#21253498
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36028) - you deserved it (4825)

On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

#21242605
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46128) - you deserved it (5169)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

#21242552
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40528) - you deserved it (2530)

On 08/21/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by stepshart - Canada (Ontario)

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

#21242424
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37594) - you deserved it (6750)

On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

#21237592
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15024) - you deserved it (72270)

On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

#21233221
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43491) - you deserved it (4092)

On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

#21233010
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37310) - you deserved it (2574)

On 08/09/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by I already have one, thanks (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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