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TheNiceOne

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TheNiceOneTheNiceOne
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 June 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 674
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TheNiceOne : About Me:

1. Piano&Trumpet
2. Swimming
3. Dolphins are rapist. 🐬
4. Allergic to Cats
5. James Blake ~ Retrogade

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Visits<b>SkillzOrNah</b> - yesterday at 12:47am<b>Soninuva</b> - yesterday at 4:20am<b>cyrus_ocelot</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:51pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:30pm<b>MrSassypants</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:00pm<b>sweetdreams0408</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:54am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:22am<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:47am<b>jaakeeyy1</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:05am<b>kissmeImawkward</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:27am<b>pks2014</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Abdul888</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:16pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:34pm<b>jmon707</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:19pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:30pm<b>firefighterwife</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:30pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:47am<b>LeFrancaisRaleur</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 5:30pm

Fucked!<b>MrSassypants</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:00pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 1:46pm<b>gerardwhy</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 9:29pm<b>emptym777</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:01pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:23pm<b>EMOHATE</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 8:07pm<b>1Nsan3</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 7:18am<b>rogwest</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 3:48am<b>Crystal4</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 8:56pm<b>SkillzOrNah</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 8:38pm<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 4:55pm<b>mein_blut69</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 5:53am<b>cjwayy</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 4:20pm<b>Greions</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 10:58am

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TheNiceOne's favorite FMLs

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

#21397585
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27602) - you deserved it (3059)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (2592)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27966) - you deserved it (16556)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

#21383831
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35039) - you deserved it (2282)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

#21378402
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31988) - you deserved it (2155)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (298) - you deserved it (9915)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27049) - you deserved it (6357)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

#21369082
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21) - you deserved it (87)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

#21360123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (3762)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

#21359968
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32424) - you deserved it (6148)

On 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

#21357430
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32468) - you deserved it (12927)

On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

#21340673
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29299) - you deserved it (3515)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

#21335369
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32179) - you deserved it (2595)

On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26415) - you deserved it (3149)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)



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