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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheNiceOne : I'm nice...sometimes

I like to rhyme, all of the time. The cat above is evil, his name is Medieval. I cut off his balls at the vet, he'll piss in my neighbor's yard and leave me in debt. He stares at me all night. Sometimes it gives me such a fright. If he were human, he would probably cut a little kid's kite.
Most people say they hate drama, I love drama. I'm the drama queen. What would your life be without drama!?

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Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42923) - you deserved it (7147)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML


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On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43051) - you deserved it (6103)

On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML


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On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML


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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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