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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 June 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TheNiceOne : About Me:

1. Piano,Trumpet, and Guitar
2. Swimming
3. Dolphins are awesome. 🐬
4. Allergic to Cats
5. James Blake ~ Retrogade

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TheNiceOne's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22825) - you deserved it (7857)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29620) - you deserved it (3142)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (2779)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28148) - you deserved it (16628)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (35594) - you deserved it (2291)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32040) - you deserved it (2162)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (324) - you deserved it (9959)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28473) - you deserved it (3764)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32456) - you deserved it (6151)

On 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML


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On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (3519)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32198) - you deserved it (2597)

On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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