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About TheNewGuy03 : http://rearnakedjoke.net/
Writer, photographer, lover, and fighter.
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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Friday 28 August 2015