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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10226
  • Number of comments : 2092
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About TheNewGuy03 : http://rearnakedjoke.net/
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Writer, photographer, lover, and fighter.
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TheNewGuy03's favorite FMLs

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33563) - you deserved it (6757)

On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40280) - you deserved it (10206)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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