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About TheNewGuy03 : http://rearnakedjoke.net/
Writer, photographer, lover, and fighter.
Feel free to drop a line if you feel inclined.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Friday 24 July 2015