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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 September 1990 (25 years)
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About TheModernPatriot : I love to write fiction. Anywhere from fantasy to science fiction. In the middle of law enforcement academy, almost corrections certified and I'm extremely excited. Wanna know more about me, send me a message!

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