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TheMadScientist
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 January 1983 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (181065) - you deserved it (11265)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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