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TheMadScientist
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 January 1983 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 474
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29187) - you deserved it (2305)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31401) - you deserved it (8476)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML

#17226944
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27934) - you deserved it (3745)

On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

#17207646
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24413) - you deserved it (13261)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
210 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
112 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (7501)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
471 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
339 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
428 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
121 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -



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