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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents do not disappear into oblivion. They show up in your basement when your sewer backs up. And they come in greater numbers. FML

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62392) - you deserved it (9604)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87009) - you deserved it (8440)

On 04/30/2009 at 11:11am - health - by buymeadrank (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (349129) - you deserved it (38634)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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