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  • Number of visits : 880
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheLastChild : Some random facts about myself:
I horseback ride
I've been raised on classic rock, and that's almost all i listen to
I am between the age range of 5-500. Go ahead, guess my age.
I'm a horror movie freak, and love being scared
My favorite movie is Silence of the Lambs
My username comes from the song by Aerosmith
I'm the complete opposite of a cougar
That is indeed a vacuum in my picture. His name is Steve.
I've had four year of french. C'est tout!
I love to have intelligent conversation, so don't be afraid to message me! I don't bite :)

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Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29199) - you deserved it (2314)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27195) - you deserved it (8011)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)



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