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About TheLastChild : Some random facts about myself:
I horseback ride
I've been raised on classic rock, and that's almost all i listen to
I am between the age range of 5-500. Go ahead, guess my age.
I'm a horror movie freak, and love being scared
My favorite movie is Silence of the Lambs
My username comes from the song by Aerosmith
I'm the complete opposite of a cougar
That is indeed a vacuum in my picture. His name is Steve.
I've had four year of french. C'est tout!
I love to have intelligent conversation, so don't be afraid to message me! I don't bite :)
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Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Friday 17 October 2014