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  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheLastChild : Some random facts about myself:
I horseback ride
I've been raised on classic rock, and that's almost all i listen to
I am between the age range of 5-500. Go ahead, guess my age.
I'm a horror movie freak, and love being scared
My favorite movie is Silence of the Lambs
My username comes from the song by Aerosmith
I'm the complete opposite of a cougar
That is indeed a vacuum in my picture. His name is Steve.
I've had four year of french. C'est tout!
I love to have intelligent conversation, so don't be afraid to message me! I don't bite :)

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Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35044) - you deserved it (5305)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22816) - you deserved it (4978)

On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

#18383706
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (5925)

On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24188) - you deserved it (5025)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26847) - you deserved it (7952)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12544) - you deserved it (56902)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33728) - you deserved it (3290)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24057) - you deserved it (3874)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27561) - you deserved it (2874)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32859) - you deserved it (4286)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41074) - you deserved it (3183) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39117) - you deserved it (7741)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML

#18217794
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (7512)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (5545)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)



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