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About TheKasox : Me: Samantha, 21, female, single, lesbian, vegetarian, vertically challenged(I'm 5'), writer and reader extraordinaire.
Likes: Travel. Kissing. White chocolate. Animals. Coffee. High heels. Lipstick. Knives. Clothes. Shopping. Candles. Coffee. Wolves. Dragons. My family(including friends and pets). Fire. Reading. Writing. Coffee. Sugar. Tea. Coffee.
From: Alaska, USA
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML
Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML
Friday 26 June 2015