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TheKasox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 612
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheKasox : Me: Samantha, 21, female, single, lesbian, vegetarian, vertically challenged(I'm 5'), writer and reader extraordinaire.

Likes: Travel. Kissing. White chocolate. Animals. Coffee. High heels. Lipstick. Knives. Clothes. Shopping. Candles. Coffee. Wolves. Dragons. My family(including friends and pets). Fire. Reading. Writing. Coffee. Sugar. Tea. Coffee.

From: Alaska, USA

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The Mixer

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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TheKasox's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

#21152462
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48778) - you deserved it (4676)

On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)

Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML

#21151390
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45713) - you deserved it (8872)

On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22255) - you deserved it (46221)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

#21112870
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58764) - you deserved it (7497)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML

#21095586
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38156) - you deserved it (2923)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46473) - you deserved it (6567)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

#21030923
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40181) - you deserved it (7713)

On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML

#20989886
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (5213)

On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

#20967242
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43808) - you deserved it (4440)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

#20945220
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45935) - you deserved it (10217)

On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML

#20943397
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42548) - you deserved it (7635)

On 11/03/2013 at 2:34am - animals - by katchoo (woman) - Denmark

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

#20936906
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44144) - you deserved it (19605)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

#20924645
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45947) - you deserved it (6307)

On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19151) - you deserved it (34078)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

#20878541
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42521) - you deserved it (3865)

On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)



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