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About TheKasox : Me: Samantha, 20, female, single, lesbian, vegetarian, vertically challenged(I'm 5'), writer and reader extraordinaire.
Likes: Love. Kissing. White chocolate. Animals. Coffee. High heels. Lipgloss. Knives. Clothes. Shopping. Coffee. My family(including friends and pets). Fire. Reading. Writing. Coffee. Sugar. Coffee. Tea. Coffee.
From: Alaska, USA
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML
Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML
Friday 17 October 2014