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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 October 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2882
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheKasox : Me: Samantha, 23, female, single, lesbian, vegetarian, vertically challenged(I'm 5'), writer and reader extraordinaire.

Likes: Travel. Kissing. White chocolate. Animals. Wine. High heels. Lipstick. Knives. Clothes. Shopping. Candles. Coffee. Wolves. My family(including friends and pets). Fire. Reading. Writing. Sugar. Tea.

From: Alaska, USA

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TheKasox's favorite FMLs

Today, despite feeling healthier than ever, losing fat, gaining muscle and having perfect blood results, my morbidly obese relatives keep telling me that my new vegan diet is "unhealthy". FML

by ribx / 11/17/2016 at 6:24am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Health

Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML

by scooterbyrd / 11/06/2016 at 1:08am / Miscellaneous

Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML

by Pudgymom / 10/20/2016 at 10:08pm / Health

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays

Today, I, a vampire-pale girl, went on a blind date with a very dark-skinned young man. We got on like a house on fire, and everything was going smoothly until we leant in for the kiss. I was wearing makeup and no setting spray. He came away with half his face smudged snow white. FML

by JJ / 03/21/2016 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, my friends and I were goofing off playing tag behind the local church, when I heard a banshee-like wail behind me. Assuming it was one of my friends, I wailed right back and ran. Turned out there was actually a funeral going on, and the wail was from one of the bereaved. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 8:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

by matou / 07/09/2015 at 4:41pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

by dollfacee / 07/09/2015 at 12:51pm / United States / Love

Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML

by Realworldred / 06/17/2015 at 11:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm / United States / Work

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

by caseyl / 04/15/2015 at 9:42am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

by Crazy cat lady / 04/10/2015 at 11:20am / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids