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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41559) - you deserved it (5492) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40620) - you deserved it (7393)

On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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