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TheIsland
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 4130
  • Number of comments : 2283
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheIsland : I'd like to think that I'm controversial. But then again, I'd also like to be Batman, so who knows?

I'd also like to be considered a veteran here. But then again, I'd also like to be Bruce Wayne.

Regardless, it's indisputable that I'm weathered in this microcosm.

Whether or not you like me is up to you. That's the choice YOU have to make.

Message me. I get lonely sometimes on dark, rainy nights.

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Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

#18101830
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (1848)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

#18080795
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (6546)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

#18080795
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (6546)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

#18080795
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (6546)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11219) - you deserved it (31919)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11219) - you deserved it (31919)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

#18078433
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17358) - you deserved it (2203)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:36am - work - by insanitycalling - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32506) - you deserved it (5259)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32506) - you deserved it (5259)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

#18065493
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18889) - you deserved it (3151)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML

#18065125
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (1859)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:06pm - health - by Britney - United States

Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML

#18065125
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (1859)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:06pm - health - by Britney - United States

Today I had to listen to my father lecture me on all the potential dangers of Halloween. He has a speech for every holiday, every year. I'm 28 years old. FML

#18062518
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22153) - you deserved it (2492)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:54am - misc - by StromyG2 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

#18055986
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21430) - you deserved it (6074)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm - animals - by kengu (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML

#18051546
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24765) - you deserved it (5253)

On 10/23/2011 at 2:23am - health - by lynnie - United States (Texas)



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