About TheIsland : I'd like to think that I'm controversial. But then again, I'd also like to be Batman, so who knows?
I'd also like to be considered a veteran here. But then again, I'd also like to be Bruce Wayne.
Regardless, it's indisputable that I'm weathered in this microcosm.
Whether or not you like me is up to you. That's the choice YOU have to make.
Message me. I get lonely sometimes on dark, rainy nights.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States
Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 12:01pm - money - by nocostumeforme (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States
Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
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