Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

TheIsland

Offline (2 hours ago) | Search for a member

TheIsland

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4775
  • Number of comments : 2284
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

TheIsland's page activity

Visits<b>teentee401</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 11:22am<b>kawiikitty1013</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 10:46am<b>RedNinjaTurtle</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 1:27am<b>nyancait</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 1:11pm<b>kunikid</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 12:51pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 11:41am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 10:37pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 12:43am<b>tealrobot</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 4:43am<b>bingo__O</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 10:09pm<b>tsunami12</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 8:10am<b>IconicFML</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 12:34pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 9:41pm<b>Bafrinn</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 4:46pm<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 04/08/2014 at 3:30am<b>Tommypun</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 11:53pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 10:37pm<b>Rizzen</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 11:34am

TheIsland's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of TheIsland's badges

TheIsland's favorite FMLs

Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML

#18120236
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24316) - you deserved it (3284)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -

Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

#18114976
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25719) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States

Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

#18114976
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25719) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22670) - you deserved it (15061)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

#18109822
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (2688)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31934) - you deserved it (8661)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31934) - you deserved it (8661)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31934) - you deserved it (8661)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43362) - you deserved it (2458)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43362) - you deserved it (2458)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (21845)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

#18103074
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23293) - you deserved it (6234)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:01pm - money - by nocostumeforme (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29554) - you deserved it (10030)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17855) - you deserved it (1940)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12803) - you deserved it (42123)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)



FML's blog

  • Estelle's Illustrated FML
  • Hey, did you see that thing that happened ? Some guys dressed in white t-shirts kicked this spherical thing 7 times in between these metal bars, and the other guys who were dressed in yellow t-shirts (so we…

Friday 11 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: