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TheIsland
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 4111
  • Number of comments : 2283
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheIsland : I'd like to think that I'm controversial. But then again, I'd also like to be Batman, so who knows?

I'd also like to be considered a veteran here. But then again, I'd also like to be Bruce Wayne.

Regardless, it's indisputable that I'm weathered in this microcosm.

Whether or not you like me is up to you. That's the choice YOU have to make.

Message me. I get lonely sometimes on dark, rainy nights.

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Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32181) - you deserved it (5090)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

#18138100
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10219) - you deserved it (41615)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

#18138100
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10219) - you deserved it (41615)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

#18138083
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34705) - you deserved it (3854)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

#18138083
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34705) - you deserved it (3854)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32771) - you deserved it (2690)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27053) - you deserved it (13336)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

#18129165
201 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

#18127002
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48827) - you deserved it (4489)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

#18127002
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48827) - you deserved it (4489)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

#18127002
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48827) - you deserved it (4489)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML

#18126766
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30252) - you deserved it (2039)

On 11/01/2011 at 2:29am - health - by DirtyCharmed - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

#18121591
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (2934)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML

#18121286
210 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he was out jogging. We'd recently had a huge fight, and he accused me of having done this to get revenge. I was at work all day, but it seems this doesn't make any difference to his dumb, paranoid ass. FML

#18120485
105 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Singapore



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