About TheIsland : I'd like to think that I'm controversial. But then again, I'd also like to be Batman, so who knows?
I'd also like to be considered a veteran here. But then again, I'd also like to be Bruce Wayne.
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Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)
Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)
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