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TheIsland
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 November 1997 (16 years)
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About TheIsland : I'd like to think that I'm controversial. But then again, I'd also like to be Batman, so who knows?

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Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19032) - you deserved it (2306)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19032) - you deserved it (2306)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

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