About TheIsland : I'd like to think that I'm controversial. But then again, I'd also like to be Batman, so who knows?
I'd also like to be considered a veteran here. But then again, I'd also like to be Bruce Wayne.
Regardless, it's indisputable that I'm weathered in this microcosm.
Whether or not you like me is up to you. That's the choice YOU have to make.
Message me. I get lonely sometimes on dark, rainy nights.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm - money - by pvtcab (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by UglyApparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)
Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia
Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by nooooooooob - United States (Nevada)
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 2:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm - work - by SimpleSwimmer - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)
Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by sorenips - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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