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TheIsland
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 4118
  • Number of comments : 2283
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheIsland : I'd like to think that I'm controversial. But then again, I'd also like to be Batman, so who knows?

I'd also like to be considered a veteran here. But then again, I'd also like to be Bruce Wayne.

Regardless, it's indisputable that I'm weathered in this microcosm.

Whether or not you like me is up to you. That's the choice YOU have to make.

Message me. I get lonely sometimes on dark, rainy nights.

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Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

#18374674
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8691) - you deserved it (31355)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

#18368506
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20908) - you deserved it (2976)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

#18368506
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20908) - you deserved it (2976)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (2287)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (2287)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (2287)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61041) - you deserved it (2880)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

#18357588
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21865) - you deserved it (6566)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41928) - you deserved it (2675)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML

#18338380
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11667) - you deserved it (45483)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by Andrew - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

#18302011
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40409) - you deserved it (3087)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23237) - you deserved it (4091)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23237) - you deserved it (4091)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14128) - you deserved it (32431)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26402) - you deserved it (5478)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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