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About TheIsland : Hey...
My favorite people:
Sirin
DocBastard
KaySL
ShroomsOnAcid
ikickgingers
SeeYouInShell
DrDilllionReese
sheethapins
redbluegreen
flockz
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KiddNYC10
inlove72
People I hate:
Everyone else
Especially hated:
VitalDisplayll
TashaRuber
Gurrgle
carlosantana0219
Message me if you have a problem; don't just have a little thumbs down grudge against me.
"We were picture perfect, and I tore it all apart, but if I pick up all of the pieces we can still be a collage"
Message me. I'll respond within the day. Message me if you want to rage on me in a private manner, or of you just want to have a friendly conversation. Both are avidly welcomed.
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You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9788) - you deserved it (23633)
On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17004) - you deserved it (2993)
On 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by A-64 (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)
Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (7248) - you deserved it (723) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24693) - you deserved it (2485)
On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34647) - you deserved it (2157)
On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6649) - you deserved it (17797)
On 12/28/2011 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12056) - you deserved it (2232)
On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22493) - you deserved it (5626)
On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9269) - you deserved it (707)
On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10103) - you deserved it (1206)
On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24732) - you deserved it (3113)
On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5901) - you deserved it (2647)
On 12/10/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by CassieMarieee - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22375) - you deserved it (2213)
On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)
Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29301) - you deserved it (2562)
On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -
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