About TheImaginarySong : I'm a new otaku so I don't know many animes but I have a ton on my watch list. Currently watching Attack on Titan. When I'm not watching anime I'm playing video games. Hello!
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by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
by -- / 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by SydIsPrettyCool / 08/04/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Fatty / 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by moe / 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:36am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 4:50am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Triumvirate / 10/16/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
by CreepedOut / 08/29/2010 at 3:45pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by Chey1309 / 06/28/2010 at 11:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
by WesJaz / 01/08/2010 at 11:35am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…