About TheImaginarySong : I'm a new otaku so I don't know many animes but I have a ton on my watch list. Currently watching Attack on Titan. When I'm not watching anime I'm playing video games. Hello!
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Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
by NotTalented / 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
by JudasThePriest / 12/01/2013 at 2:42am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/01/2013 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by SantaClaus / 11/02/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
by GymBattle / 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cmart_9 / 10/29/2013 at 12:24am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by BaconLover / 10/28/2013 at 12:58am / Japan / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by wasted_gas / 10/05/2013 at 12:00pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by joecool3426 / 10/03/2013 at 2:23am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 10/02/2013 at 8:17am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 10:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Robert / 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…