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TheImaginarySong
  • Town/Country : Gulfport, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 528
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About TheImaginarySong : I'm a new otaku so I don't know many animes but I have a ton on my watch list. Currently watching Attack on Titan. When I'm not watching anime I'm playing video games. Hello!

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Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

#20994103
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31388) - you deserved it (3994)

On 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm - misc - by NotTalented - United States (Colorado)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

#20992325
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42903) - you deserved it (7376)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45384) - you deserved it (6890)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

#20976643
104 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 2:42am - work - by JudasThePriest (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

#20976567
91 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
276 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

#20940589
149 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

#20937522
134 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML

#20936378
193 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

#20924315
153 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got so self-conscious about weight gain that I got paranoid about how much my Castle Crashers character was eating to heal. FML

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

#20908268
116 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 12:00pm - animals - by wasted_gas - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

#20905615
99 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 2:23am - money - by joecool3426 (man) - United States

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

#20904440
60 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
77 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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