About TheImaginarySong : I'm a new otaku so I don't know many animes but I have a ton on my watch list. Currently watching Attack on Titan. When I'm not watching anime I'm playing video games. Hello!
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by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML
by QueueJumper / 02/10/2014 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML
by elizabethkalyn / 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by brookenicolee29 / 01/26/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by neighbor / 01/26/2014 at 8:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Profucktardor / 01/24/2014 at 3:33pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 10:11am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 12:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by fappy dog / 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by MarBlu / 01/23/2014 at 7:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Florida) / Health
by monsterinlaw / 01/21/2014 at 1:25am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
by Ginger_Gawd / 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…