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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML


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Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML


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