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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
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I agree, your life sucks (39772) - you deserved it (3657)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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