About TheGabstar : Hey I'm Gabby and I love reading about all the stupid stuff we go through. I found FML when I was annoyed and googled FML, voilà. I feel a lot better now knowing that crap happens to you too.
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TheGabstar's favorite FMLs
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
by ImNotFat / 08/07/2013 at 2:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm / United Kingdom (Thurrock) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison / 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Health
by wilks311 / 02/02/2013 at 9:12am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/31/2012 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Miscellaneous
by Mandy / 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
by WoWWidow / 09/02/2011 at 4:02am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/05/2010 at 7:49am / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous
by Iman / 05/04/2009 at 2:12am / United States (California) / Love
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